MAD MUSING: The Celestial Explorators!

Taken from the minutes of the CCCCLXIXth meeting of
The Society of Celestial Explorators

9th day of Septober, Year of Our Lord 1865.

AMAZING ARTS: Boey

Necessity is the mother of drawing brilliant art on cups.

PIZZA ARCADE: Realm of the Mad God

Forget World of Whatevercraft. Welcome to the 80's, ...bitch.

NUMERATI: 11/11/11!!1!

Nevermind that it's technically 11/11/2011 or that one could just as easily write the date as 2011/11/11, 11/11/11 is a once-in-a-century repunit palindrome day! What?

ZOOPHILIA: Platypus Venom

From mountain-dew-loving-yuppie hydration packs to Firefox extensions to the P-P-Platypus Song, people love platypuses (not "platypi", you infants). Don't turn your backs though, kids: Your beloved platypus will gank you and your dog to death.

RANDOM REVIEWS: Fire and Ice

GROOG: A movie about butts, Batman, and boobs - and pretty much nothing else.
JIAN: But to be fair, Batman IS frakking awesome in this!

MAD MUSING: The King of the Dudes...

Look at this man... he is King of the Dudes...

VIZ WHIZ: Let's take it to eleven (billion)

Way to go Homo sapiens. We're awesome. We've managed to procreate ourselves into seven billion people (cue FF7 victory fanfare; bask in it while you read on after the break).